Ever wonder what it's like to be me?

Here's a recap of my night last night:

7pm: eat some solids

8pm: drive to grandma's

9pm: explore grandma's house! Run all over. Touch everything. Inspect the insides of all cabinets and drawers.

10pm: drink your last bottle of the night.

11pm: bedtime.

2am: hit mommy in the face. Do it again. Pee your pants. Demand a diaper change. Repeat "pooh!" When mommy pretends to sleep, use your little fingers to pry her eyelids open. Punch her in the eye. Stick your fingers in her ear. Wait until after she finally changes your diaper (after she finally realizes you're not going back to sleep until she does as you demand) to pee your pants again. Ask for water. Drink a ton of it. Demand a diaper change b/c you've pee'd your pants again. Point to your diaper and say "pooh!" Drag mommy to grandma's room. Play with grandma. Find toys in her room. Make toys out of things that aren't toys. Take grandma's flashlight and point it in mommy's eyes. Clap. Do it again. Ask for more water. Walk back to your room. Demand to play with grandma some more. Get mad if mommy doesn't immediately take you to her. Go play with grandma. Get mad that mommy left you playing with grandma and tried to go to bed. Follow her to her room. Demand to play with grandma some more. Get mad if mommy doesn't immediately take you to her. Go play with grandma. Get mad that mommy tried to go to bed. Follow her to her room. Demand to play with grandma some more. Get mad if mommy doesn't immediately take you to her. Go play with grandma. Get mad that mommy tried to go to bed. Follow her to her room. Demand to play with grandma some more. Get mad if mommy doesn't immediately take you to her. Go play with grandma. Get mad that mommy tried to go to bed. Follow her to her room. Ask for a drink of water. Demand to wash your hands. Grab a rubber ducky from the bathroom. Make it squeak. Do it again. Laugh really loud at the squeaky ducky. Understand why Ernie loves his rubber ducky so much. Ask for more water. Go back to your room. Ask for more water. Demand to wash your hands again. Go back to your room again. Do it all a third time. Get mad when mommy doesn't believe your hands are dirty after being washed twice in five minutes. Ask for more water. Hit mommy in the face when she tries to sleep. Ask for water. When mommy says no more water but you can have milk, agree to have milk. Play with grandma while mommy makes your milk. Drink 1 oz. of milk and pee your pants because of all the water you drank over the course of the past 2 1/2 hours. Demand a diaper change. Refuse to drink more milk until you get a fresh diaper. These conditions are intolerable! Get a fresh diaper and refuse to put pants on. Put your pants on, but remove a sock. Make mommy smell your exposed foot. Do it again. Clap for her. Make her do it again. Laugh as you shove your big toe in her nose. Drink another ounce of milk. Stick your fingers in mommy's ear. Tickle mommy. Pull her hair.

5am: decide you've had enough of this and fall asleep while finishing the last 2 oz. of your milk. Let mommy brush your teeth as you sleep.

7:35am: wake up, hug mommy and ask for grandma. She's up and ready to play, right?