Yep, I'm a girl

I like shoes. I love red shoes. I insisted on wearing my red shoes even though they were clearly too small. I wouldn't let mommy throw them away. So mommy ordered more red shoes for me. When she came home with an Amazon.com box with FOUR pairs of red shoes, I was delighted. I clapped! Then I dutifully tried them all on, one by one. And I refused to take them off. Mommy was barely able to take them off of me when it was bedtime! I put them right back on the next day - and I wore them all day.

I really, really like shoes.