I like clean diapers. That's not unusual. Babies and old people everywhere agree. But few have the uncanny ability to wreak havoc on diapers in the same way I do. I destroy them. I show no mercy. They may wimper, cry, apologize and try to run, but I am unmoved, unphased and steadfast in my mission to seek, target and destroy all diapers in sight. And even some that aren't.
I am the Diaper Monster. And I am VERY proud of myself.
I am the Diaper Monster. And I am VERY proud of myself.
