Mommy and daddy are trying to put me on a schedule that has me in bed at a reasonable (or reasonable-ish) hour. Pshaw. I've wanted to stay up and party until 5am recently. Last night, I took a few naps and got up a few times for a poopy diaper (more presents for mommy!) and to eat, and was done by 3am. I know, I'm a giver.
Now can someone please tell me how I use this as a deduction on my taxes?