I AM C-ZILLA!

I stomp around, I knock things over, I take things you're looking at because I want to look at them first, I climb on furniture, I make demands, I growl if you don't give me what I want. I bully you! I demand you rip pictures of doggies out of magazines for me, I chase you, I bite you and laugh, I hit you if I feel like it (but they're very nice, playful hits). I knock over towers you are building (but only after you've gotten them sufficiently built -- and you love it). I make you vacuum every night because I think it's funny. I love sticking my little hand in the bottle of fiber pills you take every morning to shove fiber pills in your mouth (and I often demand you take more than the 2 you need).

Godzilla is no match for me! I am C-zilla; hear my roar (and giggle!). And then give me a big hug and a kiss, because I'm MUCH cooler than Godzilla and a heck of a lot more cuddly!