Mommy hates peas. They're the only vegetable she dislikes. Unfortunately, they're daddy's favorite vegetable. And Aunt Pook-Pook loves them, too. Together, daddy and Aunt Pook-Pook push what mommy calls the "Pea Agenda" - promoting the love of peas.
For Christmas, among Aunt Pook-Pook and Uncle Kasra's presents to me was a pod of three smiling peas. Look at the self-satisfaction on Aunt Pook-Pook's face! As is the case with me, you can really tell when she's up to something.