Friday, December 3, 2010

RAID!

Now that I'm grown up, I decided it was time for me to raid mommy's jewelry box. I put on every single one of her rings, necklaces and bracelets. I also helped myself to her watch. The only thing I didn't put on were earrings. Mommy said something foolish like I would have to get my ears pierced first. I let her have that minor victory because I was interested in something bigger and better. I looked at my hands proudly... but noticed that I was missing her engagement ring, wedding band and anniversary ring! We simply can't have that. I demanded that she take them off and give them to me. It is unacceptable for her to hold out on me like that! What was she thinking?!