Lobsters.
No, not eating them. I'm very concerned that lobsters are going to use their claws to open the door and come in the house. Claws are like opposable thumbs, you know.
Mommy and daddy promised that if a lobster comes in the house, they'll boil it, then eat it with drawn butter. We even set traps (i.e. mommy's pots) around the house to catch those unsuspecting boogers!